Blessed day to you all! I’m Eila Adams, and this is Naked News! Ever since the Oscars, Eminem really seems to have leaped back into our collective consciousness, and as Tia’s here to tell us in Entertainment, Slim Shady has grabbed our attention once again!
Very true, Eila, but before I get into the story… How many words do you think you can say per second?
Depends on the word. If it’s “Mississippi”, one.
Yeah, me too, which is probably why neither of us is going to win Eminem’s #GodzillaChallenge! Welcome inside Entertainment everyone. Eminem recently posted a challenge to his fans on Twitter: try to match him word-for-word on the third verse of Godzilla! Which contains 224 words and 330 syllables… and breaks down to OVER TEN syllables per second! That tweeted video received over FOUR MILLION views and some VERY impressive responses. And even though I know this is going to end badly for me… here’s my attempt.
Fill ’em with the venom and eliminate ’em
Other words, I Minute Maid ’em
I don’t wanna hurt ’em, but I did ’em in a fit of rage
I’m murderin’ again, nobody will evade him
Finna kill ’em and dump all the fuckin’ bodies in the lake
Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade ’em
And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
But don’t nobody want it, but they’re gonna get it anyway
‘Cause I’m beginnin’ to feel like I’m mentally ill
I’m Atilla, kill or be killed, I’m a killer, be the vanilla gorilla
You’re bringin’ the killer within me out of me
You don’t want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me
Or being the recievin’ enemy, what stupidity it’d be
Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter
When I’m in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck
Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
A hunnid percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
I’m ’bout to fuckin’ finish you bitch, I’m unfadable
You wanna battle, I’m available, I’m blowin’ up ]
Okay, after that, I need a break. So without any further ado, please enjoy this incredible video made by Ryan Reynolds for Aviation Gin! What more needs to be said? Ryan Reynolds continues to rule the internet… and I’m sad we have to wait nearly four more years for new Leap Day content!
I hope you’re all cool, because I’m about to talk homophones. I pretty much have to, because Billy IDOL has teamed up with New York City for its Billy Never IDLES campaign. And if you’re at all confused, allow this ad to clear things up… including the air! Very nice. And in support of this campaign, I’ll just add “If I ever see my man polluting, I’ll be Dancing with Myself!”
Judge Judy is coming to an end next year… only not really! As she explained during an appearance on Ellen, the show Judge Judy is wrapping up on CBS in 2021, with the network choosing after twenty-five years to cash in on reruns rather than make new episodes. BUT there will be a new series called Judy Justice, which will air on a to-be-determined network. I’m no legal expert… but looks to me like the judge found a loophole!
Chris Pratt is a star on Instagram, but he wants his star to shine a little brighter! After realizing he was at 27-point-9 million followers, he made an Instagram Story asking for help reaching an even 28! Personally, I say he should think bigger AND evener and go for THIRTY MILLION! With any luck, the Tia Larose bump will get him there! Okay, Chris, now it’s YOUR turn to boost ME!… I’m WAITING! Okay, time to go check my follower count. I’m Tia Larose, and that’s Entertainment!
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