I never know before a shoot how humorous and adventurous a girl will be once I get her in certain situations. I try not to get into specifics like, “Can I have you pose seductively with a sausage at a grocery store?” Hence, it is a pleasant surprise when the girl ends up being like Alyson Grey, who got a thrill from the senseless vulgarities that spill out of my mind. Amazingly, no one gave us any shit on this day at Ralph’s. Even when I had a semi-topless Alyson pose in front of a pimped out Jeep, the biggest obstacle we faced was excess Armor-all finding its way onto her legs. I didn’t even have to use my A-K. Today was a good day. Ugh, now I want Fatburger.